Hey, we just met!!

I had to have some shots into my spine for a sledding related injury. Wearing my gown of shame I headed into the procedure room, but still wearing my boxers per the nurses instruction. Once up on the table laying on my stomach a young nurse goes over and yanks my boxers down past mid cheek! My only response, "normally this requires dinner and some dancing." Her response, "no kiss, no hug".

Is this healthcare reform ???